Find out why your Instagram isn’t working

You post. You try the trends. The numbers barely move. It’s rarely effort that’s missing, it’s knowing which of the things you’re doing actually matter.

That’s what the audit is for.
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It’s not the algorithm

The problem is rarely how much you’re posting. It’s that you can’t see your own page the way a stranger does. Which posts quietly pull people in, which ones push them away, and what your grid says about you in the first three seconds.

That’s what this audit shows you, post by post, in plain English.

It doesn’t give you more things to do. It tells you which of the things you’re already doing actually matter, and in what order.

Every corner of your page, read properly

Not a screenshot with circles on it. A structured, scored, plain‑English read of the whole account, over twenty‑plus pages.

01

Your grid, judged like a stranger would

Every tile assessed one by one. What your colours, faces and layout say before anyone reads a word, including the palette you’re actually using.

02

Your reels, scored honestly

Each reel scored on its hook, its content and its ending. You’ll see exactly where people drop off and why.

03

Your best vs your worst

What your top posts share, what the weak ones share, and the gap between them. This is usually where the penny drops.

04

Captions and bio, line by line

Whether your captions earn the read and your bio earns the follow. Scored, not guessed.

05

How you compare

Up to three accounts you choose, read the same way, side by side. See what they do that you don’t, and what you do better.

06

Ten fixes, in order

Not a list of ideas. A ranked plan: the first fix is the one that matters most. Start at one, work down.

A taste of the ranked fixes
01
Lead with the face, not the product.
The three best posts all open on a person. The grid hides them in row two.
02
Give every reel a real ending.
Four of five trail off. One line to camera turns a view into a save.
03
Pick a palette and hold it.
Two visual personalities are fighting on the grid. The warmer one is winning, commit to it.
From a real audit. Every fix is tied to something visible on the actual grid, or it gets cut.

How it works

Four steps, and only the first one is yours.

Tell us your handle

Buy the audit and pop your @handle in at checkout. If you’d like the comparison, add up to three accounts you want to be read against. That’s everything we need.

Tamara reads your page

She goes through your public grid post by post, reel by reel, using custom software she built to help her go deeper and catch what the eye skims. No logins, no passwords, nothing touches your account.

She writes your plan

Nothing is automated start to finish and nothing is sent unread. Tamara writes every recommendation, checks each page and signs it off personally. If a fix can’t be tied to something real on your grid, she cuts it.

The PDF lands in your inbox

Within three working days. Twenty‑plus pages, written in plain English, ending with your ten fixes in priority order.

Done by Tamara, not by a template.

This is Tamara’s own read of your page, start to finish. She uses custom software she built to go deeper than the eye can on its own, scoring every post and reel, but the judgement, the priorities and the plan are hers. That’s the part you’re paying for, and the part she never hands off.

  • Every claim is checked against what’s actually on your grid, not what some tool assumes about it.
  • Weak recommendations get cut. If it isn’t specific to your page, it doesn’t ship.
  • It reads like a person wrote it, because one did, every page, before it reached you.

One audit. One price.

Cheaper than another month of guessing, and a fraction of what this depth of read costs as consultancy.

The Instagram Audit
Personally Reviewed
£39.99
One‑off · No subscription
  • 20+ page PDF audit of your grid, reels, captions and bio
  • Comparison with up to 3 accounts of your choosing
  • Ten ranked fixes, in the order to do them
  • Personally reviewed by Tamara before it’s sent
  • Delivered within 3 working days, straight to your inbox
Secure card & Apple Pay checkout · Public accounts only · No passwords

Sensible questions

Do you need my password?+
No. Never. The audit reads your public profile the same way any visitor would, just far more carefully. You don’t log in to anything, install anything or grant access to anything.
Does my account need to be public?+
Yes. The audit works from what the public can see, which is also the only version of your page that matters commercially. If your account is private, set it to public before ordering and you can switch back once your PDF arrives.
How long does it take?+
Your PDF arrives by email within three working days of ordering. Most arrive sooner. The reading is the quick part; the wait is Tamara going through your page and writing your plan properly, and that isn’t rushed.
I don’t have a big following. Is it still worth it?+
Smaller accounts usually get the most out of it. The earlier you fix direction, the less time you spend producing content that was never going to work. The audit reads the quality of the page, not the size of the audience.
What happens after I’ve read it?+
Start at fix one and work down. If you’d like to go through it together and build a plan, that’s exactly what the Business Breakthrough Hour is for, and your audit makes that hour twice as useful.
Who actually writes it?+
Tamara does. Every audit is her read and her recommendations. She uses custom software she built to do the heavy lifting, scoring every post and reel individually, which is how she can go this deep without charging a week’s consultancy. Every page is then written, checked and signed off by her personally. Nothing is sent unread.

Stop guessing. Start fixing.

Three working days from now, you’ll know.
Get your audit · £39.99
One‑off payment · Personally reviewed · No passwords, ever

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